Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Steroids-a-Plenty Lineup Dooms Boom in Session II Opener


Two-time CSC Champion Boom Goes the Dynamite opened Session II of the 2007 season last night with its worst loss since playing under the team name I'm With Stupid, falling 16-6 to Chicks with RAC's, a squad comprised of serial anabolic abusers, some guy's mom and Enterprise Rent-A-Car employees. Chicks belted several home runs, including two over the left field fence, to hand Boom its first two-game losing streak since 2005.

"I don't want to talk about it," pretty much everyone on the team said, resulting in this short press release.

Notes
• Boom has out-scored its opponents 129-93 in 10 games in the 2007 season.
• Fans in attendance: Emily Wickstrom
• Fan standings: Emily Wickstrom (1 appearance)
• Mascots in attendance: Koda
• Mascot standings: Koda (1 appearance)

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