Brian Bellows, Superstar

We're on a bit of a run with hockey videos, so we thought we'd bring back the legendary film of Minnesota North Star Bryan Bellows getting mercilessly heckled by Pittsburgh Penguins Kevin Stevens and Brian Trottier during the 1991 Stanley Cup Finals. The video is about a year old and is definitely not safe for your sterile work environments, but is oddly addicting. We can't stop watching this and we don't know why.

The ratings for the NHL would be drastically better if this bench cam (with audio!) was a part of every NHL telecast. We've spent plenty of time on hockey benches during NCAA games and can assure you that what you see and hear in this video is by no means rare.

We're assuming that earlier in the game, Bellows may have faked an injury in an effort to draw a penalty or something. Evidently, Stevens and Trottier didn't take too kindly to Bellows' acting, resulting in the following, ahem, conversation.

Stevens: Get off the f***ing ice, you f****t!
Stevens: Bellows, you must be really hurt. Get off the ice. Get off the ice, you p***y.
Trottier: You're the best.
Bellows: Hey, you suck...
Trottier: You're the f***ing best.
Stevens: Lay on the ice like a little...
Trottier: You're the f***ing best, Bellows.
Stevens: You lay on the ice like a...
Trottier: You're a f***ing superstar.
Stevens: You lay on the...
Trottier: You're the f***ing best, Bellows.
Stevens: You lay on the ice like a little...You lay on the ice like a fraud, Bellows. P***y!
Trottier: You f***ing woman.
Unknown: ...you f***ing puke...
Stevens: Get up, you f****t.
Trottier: You f***ing got balls, you f***ing tit f***er! (laughter)