Thursday, June 14, 2007

2007 Boom Goes the Dynamite Team Awards – Spring Season


Shane Sanderfeld Memorial MVP: Kevin Kurtt (runner-up: Kevin Noth)
- Comments on KK: "at least one of us is a consistently good player," "but not quite as good as Cleveland Steamers shortstop"
- Also receiving votes: Lisa Hardy (2), Alicia Jerome, Jeff Keiser, Andrea Smith

Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl Playoff MVP: Kevin Noth (runner-up: Lisa Hardy)
- Comment on Noth: "lifetime playoff batting average of .780 and regular season average of .190"
- Also receiving votes: Jeff Keiser, Casey Kurtt, Kevin Kurtt, N/A

Duffy’s Pizza Unsung Hero Award: Casey Kurtt (runner-up: Andrea Smith)
- Comments on CK: "you can't replace effort," "played consistently pretty much every week and protected the future of the Kurtt family with the exception of one play"
- Also receiving votes: Kyle Coughlin, Kevin Kurtt, Kevin Noth, Matt Schroeder, Anne Strong, Emily Wood

Victory Sports Silver Stick Award: Kevin Kurtt (runner-up: Steve Geller)
- Comment on KK: "the most consistent hitter on a team of inconsistent hitting guys"
- Also receiving votes: Kevin Noth (2), Kyle Coughlin, Emily Hennen, Jeff Keiser, Tory Kukowski, Meghan Potter, Andrea Smith

Lady Byng Sportsmanship Award: Kevin Noth and Meghan Potter (runners-up: Lisa Hardy, Tory Kukowski, none)
- Comment on Noth: "showed the patience and understanding of a former substitute teacher"
- Also receiving votes: Andrea Smith, Emily Wood

Kyle Coughlin Interim Director Leadership Award: Jeff Keiser (runner-up: Lisa Hardy)
- Comment on Keiser: "not quite 23-0 like Steve Geller was last year, but we have made the semis or further for three straight years now"
- Also receiving votes: Kyle Coughlin, Koda, Casey Kurtt, Andrea Smith

Emily Wood Team Spirit Award: Emily Wood (runner-up: Jeff Keiser)
- Comments on Wood: "she deserves a piece of the award named after herself," "why would anyone else get it?"
- Also receiving votes: Tory Kukowski (2), Kyle Coughlin, Michelle Train, Emily Wickstrom

Fox 9 News Courage and Love of the Game Award: Lisa Hardy and Casey Kurtt (runners-up: Steve Geller and Andrea Smith)
- Comment on Casey: "who else would sacrifice the health of an unborn child?"
- Also receiving votes: Kyle Coughlin, Kevin Kurtt, Matt Schroeder, Emily Wood

Potbelly Sandwich Works Most Improved Player: Kevin Noth (runner-up: Tory Kukowski)
- Comments on Noth: "simply a breakout season," "actually showed up in the regular season and continued to be clutch in the playoffs"
- Also receiving votes: ???

Courtney Walerius Grit/Determination Award: Casey Kurtt (runner-up: Steve Geller)
- Comment on Casey: "when I think 'grit,' I think dirt and no one got down and dirty more than this girl"
- Also receiving votes: Alicia Jerome, Emily Wood

Library Bar & Grill Rookie of the Year: Meghan Potter (runner-up: Crissy Potter)
- Comments on Pottsie: "is anybody else even eligible?" "by default,"weak crop, a lot of talent but a disappointing ending to the first season; she did win Summit League Academic All-Conference honors though"
- Also receiving votes: Matt Schroeder, N/A

Jeannie/Cowboy Bob Superfan Award: Michelle Train (runner-up: Cameron Noth)
- Comments on Train: "at every game despite a down year," "attended the Fog Bowl, enough said," "nearly received a ticket for not having Copper on a leash; that is dedication," "no contest; she almost got arrested for the Kurtt family; that's dedication!"
- Also receiving votes: Pam Hardy, Jim Kurtt, Emily Wickstrom

Goldy’s Gang Mascot of the Year: Maggie (runner-up: Cooper)
- Comments on Maggie: "who else would get it?" "docile; just what you'd want in a Boom mascot," come on, give it to her; she may not have many years left, dontcha know?"
- Also receiving votes: Koda (2), Emily Wickstrom

Burrito Loco Best 10-Day Acquisition Award: Emily Wood (runner-up: Matt Schroeder)
- Comments on Wood: "can we please sign her to a multi-year deal?" "wood for 10 days? seek immediate medical attention"
- Also receiving votes: Katie Fornasiere, Emily Hennen, Andrea Smith, Huh???

Nick Joos/M. Lochrem Biggest Disappointment “Award”: Jeff Keiser (runner-up: Tory Kukowski)
- Comments on Keiser: "too serious!" "for not tagging with one out!"
- Also receiving votes: Kyle Coughlin, Steve Geller, Beth & Jim Kurtt, Kevin Kurtt, Laura Kurtt, Anne Strong, Team, Super-Ump, N/A

Cy Young, brought to you by Icy Hot: Kyle Coughlin & Steve Geller (runners-up: Jeff Keiser and Huh???)
- Comments on KC: "Geller is no longer effectively wild, he is just wild," "only because Geller walked so many people'
- Comments on Geller: "for somehow finishing with a winning record despite giving up a league record for walks," "thanks to a big push from the sponsor of this award who also signed Geller to an endorsement deal for his bum shoulder," "I like to say he's wild in the zone"

Gold Glove, presented by Isotoner: Kevin Kurtt, Andrea Smith and Lisa Hardy
- Also receiving votes: Kyle Coughlin (2), Kevin Noth (2), Steve Geller, Tory Kukowski, Casey Kurtt, Crissy Potter, Emily Wood

Gregg Shimanski Executive of the Year: Jeff Keiser
- Comments on Keiser: "he at least looked into a league with outfield grass and fences," "I don't think any GM has been forced to pick up so many 10-day acquistions," "he is not as good of a slumlord as Shimanski, but he is learning"
- Also receiving votes: Steve Geller, Lisa Hardy, Michelle Train, No one ("had to win the championship")

Marvin Geller Lifetime Achivement Award: Casey Kurtt (runner-up: Shane Sandersfeld)
- Comment on Casey: "quite a way to end a career; please accept these lovely parting gifts"
- Also receiving votes: Kyle Coughlin, Lisa Hardy, Beth Kurtt, Jim Kurtt, Kevin Kurtt, Crissy Potter

Bobby Z’S Kodak Moments of the Year:
The Fog Bowl win over ERAC
KK’s 485-foot home run vs. ERAC
Geller’s t-shirts
Boom’s seventh inning in semifinals vs. Cleveland Steamers
Keiser’s meltdown in the playoff controversy vs. Cleveland Steamers
Noth falling down while running to first
Kevin Noth
Katie Fornasiere

The Steak Knife Bloopers of the Year:
Cooper and Train nearly getting arrested/Train getting asked if she had any warrants
Noth holding KK at 3rd base in playoffs in semifinals vs. Cleveland Steamers
Casey’s barrel roll, almost injuring unborn child
Keiser (and Geller) not knowing how many outs and getting picked off in quarterfinals vs. Yellow Snow
Alicia’s 2nd base play in quarters vs. Yellow Snow
Keiser running over Yellow Snow’s catcher in the quarterfinals
Noth buying $5 cleats off of craigslist
Geller walking nine vs. Foul Balls
Noth whiffing with wife and child in attendance vs. Yellow Snow in week two
Coughlin running the bases
Tory at the plate
Potter and Geller hitting into double plays in the same game vs. Outlawz
Potter getting thrown out (or tagged out) truing to reach second while walking…twice vs. Outlawz
Noth falling down while running to first
Noth falling on his ass after making a catch in the outfield
Kevin Noth

2007 Boom Goes the Dynamite First Session Players and Goats of the Game
4/16 Big Swingin - W, 19-6 (Male: Kyle Coughlin, Female: Meghan Potter, Goat: Jeff Keiser)
4/23 Yellow Snow - L, 5-13 (Male: Tory Kukowski, Female: Meghan Potter, Goat: The Team)
4/29 Lucky Strikes - W, 17-2 (Male: Jeff Keiser, Female: Andrea Smith, Goat: Kevin Noth)
5/7 ERAC - W, 22-10 (Male: Kevin Noth, Female: Alicia Jerome, Goat: Tory Kukowski)
5/14 Cleveland Steamers - L, 4-9 (Male: Kevin Kurtt, Female: Alicia Jerome, Goat: Meghan Potter)
5/21 Outlawz - W, 12-2 (Male: Kevin Kurtt, Female: Casey Kurtt, Goat: Meghan Potter)
6/4 Foul Balls - W, 24-11 (Male: Kevin Noth, Female: Emily Hennen, Goat: Steve Geller)
6/11 Yellow Snow - W, 13-11 (Male: Kyle Coughlin, Female: Casey Kurtt, Goat: Alicia Jerome)
6/11 Cleveland Steamers - L, 10-11 (Male: Kevin Noth, Female: Lisa Hardy, Goat: Super-Ump)

Most Awards Won
Casey Kurtt 4
Jeff Keiser 3
Kevin Kurtt 3
Kevin Noth 3

Most Times Runner-Up
Steve Geller 4
Lisa Hardy 4
Tory Kukowski 3

No Votes Received
Kate Baker, Mary Baker, Lisa Carlson, Lori Noth

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