The streak is over. Boom Goes the Dynamite's 23-game all-sports CSC record winning streak came to an end last night as longtime rival Yellow Snow rolled to a 13-5 win at the Lake Nokomis Athletic Fields in Minneapolis. In front of a season-high seven fans, Boom was flat-out awful in all areas of the game.
"We sucked," Team President/General Manager/Chief Scout/Social Coordinator/Director of Player Personnel Jeff Keiser (Avon, Ct.) said. "It was a complete circus."
The loss was Boom's first since the 2005 season.
"I am never - NEVER - taking my son to a Boom Goes the Dynamite softball game again," Mother of the Year candidate Lori Noth said after the game. "It started with my Kevie's putrid performance. But he didn't get his cleats from craigslist in time. He'll be a different player with those cleats. Mark my words.
"Aside from my honey-poo, Boom reminded me of the KARE-TV coed softball team. Tory Kukowski swung the bat like (Eric) Perkins; Lisa Hardy ran like (Diana) Pierce; and Jeff Keiser fielded like (Boyd) Huppert. That might not mean much to you, but the KARE team gets throttled year-in and year-out by the Cyndy Brucato-led KSTP squad. It's embarrassing and Boom Goes the Dynamite should hang their heads in shame. C'mon, Cameron. We're out of this bitch."
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