Monday, November 5, 2007

Introducing the Newest Member of the Heavyfoot Community: Kieran Michael Kurtt


Society, begin your weeping. Pigs, start your flying, H-E-double hockey sticks, commence cool down. I am a father.

Weighing in at 6 pounds and 7 ounces, and measuring 19 inches in length (height?), introducing The Purveyor of Poop, The Sultan of Sleep (three hours at a time), The Dominator of Diapers, The Captain of Cute...KIERAN MICHAEL KURTT.


That's six-day-old Kieran in one of his few non-crying, non-defecating moments. The little guy was born Oct. 30, 2007, at 5:06 p.m.

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